Title:  Everyday Treats

Author:  Ster Julie

Codes: S/Mc (implied); double drabble

Rating: G

Part 1/1

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Spock, are you vegan?

Leonard, you know that I am Vulcan.

I know that, you pointy-eared elf.  How strict of a vegetarian are you?  Do you eat eggs, dairy products?

I occasionally have cheese.

So, dairy is in, but eggs are out?

Interesting way of putting it, but yes, I eat dairy products.  I do not eat eggs.  Why?

Oh, I'd thought I'd whip up a special treat for the holidays.  Lessee, I'm sure you don't eat suet.

Suet?

Beef fat.

Absolutely not.

Well, I'm sure I can substitute something else.  Are you allergic to any Terran fruits or nuts?

I know of a certain physician from Earth who has accused me of driving him "nuts" on occasion.

Watch it, Spock!

And I must have succeeded because our mutual friend once accused him of being "fruitier than a nutcake."

You're on thin ice, mister!

"Thin ice"?  See?  You have proven my point.  There is no ice underfoot, only decking.

You're gonna get decked soon if you don't cut it out, smartass!

I thought the halls are supposed to be decked.

Okay, that does it.  No holiday treat for you.

Leonard, I don't need a holiday treat.  You're my treat.  Everyday.

END