Title: Everyday Treats
Codes: S/Mc (implied); double drabble
Spock, are you vegan?
Leonard, you know that I am Vulcan.
I know that, you pointy-eared elf. How strict of a vegetarian are you? Do
you eat eggs, dairy products?
I occasionally have cheese.
So, dairy is in, but eggs are out?
Interesting way of putting it, but yes,
I eat dairy products. I do not eat eggs.
Oh, I'd thought I'd whip up a special treat
for the holidays. Lessee, I'm sure you don't eat suet.
Well, I'm sure I can substitute something
else. Are you allergic to any Terran fruits or nuts?
I know of a certain physician from Earth
who has accused me of driving him "nuts" on occasion.
Watch it, Spock!
And I must have succeeded because our mutual
friend once accused him of being "fruitier than a nutcake."
You're on thin ice, mister!
See? You have proven my point. There
is no ice underfoot, only decking.
You're gonna get
decked soon if you don't cut it out, smartass!
I thought the halls are supposed to be
Okay, that does it. No holiday treat for you.
Leonard, I don't need a holiday treat. You're my treat. Everyday.