KISSING CAPTAIN KIRK: Spock I a slash drabble based on Return of the Archons
"What was it like, kissing Captain Kirk? And don't bother to deny it; everyone knows what you two did to blend in during Landru's Festival."
"A fascinating study. His lips parted 12.6 millimeters. His tongue pressed my teeth with 0.84--"
"Spock!" McCoy exploded. "I don't want a how-to guide. Think about what you felt. How can you just--objectify love?"
"I am a Vulcan."
McCoy's face fell. "Yeah. Sometimes I wonder--"
"You asked about Jim. With you it is entirely different; I simply feel our love."
McCoy scowled happily. "Goddammit, Spock, how do you always manage to win these things?"