Title: Mother Goose Filks
Author: Artemis (_ArtemisOK@aol.com_ (mailto:ArtemisOK@aol.com)
Disclaimer: CBS/Paramount owns Star Trek. No money is being made.
Archiving: Spiced Peaches V and the Spock/McCoyote's Den.
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Beta: Thanks to Janet for the beta. All mistakes are my own.
Summary: Nursery rhymes for modern times.
Starring our favorite paring.
MOTHER GOOSE FILKS
SPOCK & LEN
(JACK & JILL)
Spock and Len went down the glen
They said to fetch some water.
forgot the pail and that little detail
Made for gossip fodder.
SPOCK HAD A SIX FOOT HUMAN
(MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB)
Spock had a six foot human
With eyes of flashing blue
And everywhere that Spock went
The human would go, too
He followed him to bed one night
That was against the rules
Spock’s yeoman quite a fright
She ran to spread the news
“I saw McCoy kissing Spock.“
The shaken yeoman cried
“That will teach, you girl, to knock”
Uhura did reply.
LITTLE BOY BLUE EYES
(LITTLE BOY BLUE)
Little Boy Blue Eyes come and blow my horn
Blow it in the evening, Blow it in the
McCoy: Sir, with all that blowing, when shall I sleep?
Spock: When the horn is exhausted, you
can finally count sheep.