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Title: TALK LIKE A PIRATE
Author: Artemis
Series: TOS
Pairing: Spock/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Drabble - June 19th is International TALK LIKE A PIRATE day
Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom own Star Trek. No infringement intended, no money being made.
Author's Note: No beta all the mistakes are mine. Criticism is not welcome, but will be tolerated.
Archive: My place. 
 

TALK LIKE A PIRATE
 
McCoy stepped out of his bathroom with a towel around his waist. 
 
"Drop your shields and prepare to be boarded."  He heard.
 
McCoy spun around.  Spock was there, pointing a tube at him like a phaser.
 
"Spock, are you out of your ever loving Vulcan mind? " 
 
"Leonard, it seems that you have forgotten.  This is Talk Like a Pirate Day.  Now lower your shields¦" Spock indicated the towel with his "weapon" "or,"
 
"Or what?"  Bones challenged
 
"Be prepared to be blown to kingdom come."  Said the first mate.
 
Leonard rubbed his hands with glee:  "Decisions, decisions"
 
FIN