Pon Farr Top Ten










































































































PON FARR
TOP TEN
 
10.  Throw soup, free ride home
 9.   Beat up your commanding officer and NOT get court-martialed
 8.   Natural Viagra for Vulcan's
 7.   "I burn" does not mean you need  penicillin
 6.   Sex and violence
 5.   Completely redefines "The Seven Year Itch"
 4.   Easy to remember you kidsā€™ ages
 3.    Ah woon is not a dirty word
 2.    The reason starship mission are only five years long
 1.    SOUTHERN COMFORT
 
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