Second Star On The Right by Qzeebrella warning: possible crack fic ahead
Once upon a time there was a starship by the call sign of Enterprise NCC -
1701. This ship and her crew were dedicated to keeping the Federation of planets and all its member species safe. In many
ways this starship was like a small kingdom. Her Captain, one James Tiberius Kirk, was known for his courage, his leadership,
and his many romances with alien princesses.
King... I mean Captain Kirk owed a large part of his success to his most
trusted advisers, otherwise known as his command crew. The youngest of his six advisers was Pavel Chekov. A man fiercely
proud of his Russian heritage. Pavel's best friend (and partner in creme) was Hikaru Sulu. Sulu was an extraordinary
pilot, swordsman, and he had the potential of becoming a captain of his own ship one day. Their honorary sister was
Nyota Uhura who was neither fair nor a maiden. Nyota was a woman of surpassing inner and outer beauty, with a gift for
language and music, and a compassion that made her soul shine. Then there was Montgomery Scott, known as Scotty. He was
a veritable magician when it came to anything mechanical. He had the respect of the entire crew and was a friend to
all on board.
Then there were Kirk's two top advisers, whom this tale is primarily about. Spock, his right hand
man, a scientist of renown. Spock had dedicated his life to following Surak's philosophies, adhering as best as he could
to the philosopher's teachings. Like most Vulcans, he valued logic, learning, and doing the best he could to live up to
his responsibilities. He was also a man of honour who faced a daily struggle within himself, for he was a man with a
dual nature, a man of two worlds, and the resultant conflict this caused within himself was difficult to manage. The
hardest part for him was living up to his own expectations for he had very high expectations and a desperate need to prove
himself.
Kirk's other most trusted advisor was one Leonard "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer" McCoy. A true gentleman
fiercely dedicated to saving lives and doing as best as he could to be a good man. Known for his inner strength and
his devotion to his friends, he also had a desperate need to prove himself. And an irresistible urge to get a raise out
of Spock.
During one fairly typical day on the starship Enterprise, everything changed. Though the crew did not
realize it at first, so focused were they on working together in order to accomplish their mission. They were flying
from one star system to the next when a space dwelling dragon began nibbling on Enterprise's port nacelle (something not
all that unusual when it came to Kirk's ship." As the space dragon attempted to eat the ship, Spock and McCoy became
entrenched in a debate (a sometimes hourly occurrence though normally just thrice daily.) But this debate was different.
"Look
Spock, all I'm saying is that our nacelles look remarkably similar to the space dragons habitual prey. Heck their prey,
the Hyperspace Hares - even emit the same sort of energy signature that our engines do so it's not the dragon's fault
that it though Food! And started nibbling on our ship."
"No, but we can not just let it attempt to finish eating
the engine as that would endanger the crew." Spock replied.
"I know that Spock, I'm not an idiot!" McCoy grumbled.
"No,
you are a remarkably intelligent man." Spock commented with an unusual warmth of almost emotion.
Leonard blinked.
"Why thank you Spock." He drawled and bounced on his toes, pleased by the compliment and thrilled by the hint of emotion.
Spock
nodded and rose one eyebrow in acknowledgement.
Leonard grinned.
And that was the end of argument, pardon me,
debate number one million, one hundred and seventy five thousand, three hundred and two. Not that they were counting.
And it was the beginning of what made this day - of all days on the ship - unusual.
Of course the end of the debate
did nothing to solve the problems caused by a dragon nibbling on the port nacelle. Scotty tried "souring the milk" by
inverting the energy signal, however the dragon responded by beginning to chew the nacelle instead of just nibbling. McCoy suggested
turning off the engine completely, which was discounted as Spock thought the dragon would see that as the "prey" dying
and go on to tearing the "carcass" to shreds. Nyota suggested attempting to communicate with the dragon, Sulu began
sharpening his sword, and Chekov began talking about the legendary Siberian Snow dragon. Kirk sighed.
Leonard
made his way over to Spock and stood so that their shoulders touched. "So any more ideas Spock?" McCoy asked.
"Unfortunately
not." Spock replied.
"Um, aren't their eggs about the same size and shape of our torpedoes?" Redshirt Ramirez asked.
"Yes."
Spock replied.
"Then why not used a dummy torpedo, put in a generator tweaked to emit the same sort of energy signal
their eggs do, and shoot it away from us and toward the stellar nebula over there?" Ramirez suggested. "Maybe the dragon
would think it was a real egg and give chase. They are supposed to be protective of all dragon eggs, not just their own, and
their natural instinct is supposed to be to get any egg to the traditional nesting grounds as quickly as possible. At least,
so I've heard."
"Might work." Len said.
"It'd be worth a try." Kirk said.
A moment later Redshirt
Ramirez got a first name and a transfer to the Engineering section. Leonard grinned at Spock, delighted that at least one
redshirt wouldn't die, at least not in the near future. Spock's lips twitched as he acknowledged Leonard's delight, his
eyebrow lifted, and he nudged McCoy's shoulder with his own.
Petty Officer, 3rd Class, Bob Ramirez's, Enterprise's
new warp nacelle specialist, idea worked. The space dragon chased the dummy torpedo and then nudged it towards the nearest
stellar nursery, thus the closest nesting grounds. Ramirez was put in charge of repairing the port nacelle and the rest
of the crew went on with their normal lives. Except when it came to Spock and Leonard.
They left the bridge together,
in the same turbolift - which wasn't all that unusual. It was what they did next that made this day on Enterprise different
from all those before it. They stepped out of the turbolift and into the corridor leading towards Spock's quarters together.
They walked side by side, Spock's right index and middle finger touching Leonard's left index and middle finger in the traditional
Vulcan method of expressing deep affection. Their fingers touching, their minds and souls beginning to swirl and dance
around each other, making unbreakable connections, their love for each other obvious only to each other, they stepped
into Spock's quarters together.
As they did Kirk sat back in his command chair and gave an order. "Sulu, Chekov,
set a course. Second star on the right and straight on until morning."
"But sir.." Chekov protested.
"You
heard me Ensign." Kirk said, emphasizing the younger man's rank.
"Doesn't the okhu'el mu'dak know that heading will
take us into Klingon Territory?" Chekov whispered, cursing in Russian.
"Do you really think he'd notice if we set
a different course? Like say to Risa?" Sulu asked, also whispering.
"Good point." Chekov said. "Aye sir, second
star on 'the right.'"
"And straight on until morning." Sulu said with a grin, inputting the course and then returning
to sharpening his sword.
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