SIGNS OF A BAD THANKSGIVING ON THE ENTERPRISE 1701
TOP TEN
10 - Star Fleet issued holiday decorations arrived six months late. Rec room decked out with
Easter Bunnies, Passover Seder scenes, and "Earth Day" globes.
9 - Klingon peace offering - Gohch
8 - Captain Kirk’s annual attempt to carve the turkey with a class one phaser.
7 - Romulan’s always attack during the big game.
6 - Ship’s purser has trouble keeping a straight face when saying, "Aye, Captain, the laundry
has shrunk your uniform."
5 - Charlie X and Trellaine fighting over the last drumstick
4 - That asshole for Xeno-biology who goes over the Security table and says "Eat, drink and be merry, for
tomorrow you may die."
3 - The sad, sick year, Cook confused Thanksgiving and the Salem Witch Trials.
2 - Lime Jell-O
1 - Hurt/Comfort Food Fights (could go on best list also).
Hope y'all have a good one.
Artemis