Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

Will bring ya to your knees faster

Like a gold brick wrapped in lemon

Its impact sets your head swimming’

Zaphod is the bartender grand master

“I’ll try than Pan-Galactic concoction”

McCoy said throwing away caution.

One sip made him wheeze,

Two brought him to his knees

The picture of neural dysfunction.

Spock watched McCoy crawl and curse.

“Dear Doctor, it could have been worse

It’s hazardous for Humans,

Even unsafe for Vulcans

Because it’s not of our universe”