Title:
The Doc And the Vulcan
Author:
Artemis (ArtemisOK@aol.com)
Series:
TOS
Codes:
S/Mc, Filk
Rating:
[G]
Parts:
1/1
Summary: “The Galileo Seven” told in verse
Disclaimer:
CBS-Paramount owns Star Trek. No infringement intended, no money being made.
Feedback:
Will write for feedback
Beta: No beta. All mistakes are my own.
Author's
Note: For Spiced Peaches XXV, with thanks to Shoshana for the inspiration
Archiving:
My Place and The Spock/McCoyote’s Den
THE DOC AND THE VULCAN
The Doc and the Vulcan went to see a pea green quasar
They went with Scotty, Boma and a hotty
And two guy who didn't get far
The Doc looked out at the broken ship
And said with an angry growl
Logic be damned, Damn logic
You need to get a grip
A grip
A grip
You need to get a grip
The Vulcan said to the Doc, “we're stuck on this rock.
Be quiet and let me think
I don't need to be harried, with banter and parry
You're acting like a fink.
You two in yellow, be good fellows
And check out the lay of the land.”
Latimer he died with a spear in his side
Thrown by a native hand
A hand
A hand
Thrown by a native hand
The crew was revolting, the natives spear holding
“My logic” Said the Vulcan “is failing”
“Mr. Scott can you try, to make this crate fly
“Aye,” replied Scott “With phaser juice
availing”
In a desperate race, they took off into space
Where the Vulcan shot off his flare
It was spotted by Jim, who rescued them
With only seconds to spare
To spare
To spare
With only seconds to spare