Summary: Everybody goes to the same place for some privacy.
Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom own Star Trek. No infringement intended, no money being made.
Acknowledgment: Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore.
Author's Note: Just a little poem for Halloween

Archive: The Spock/McCoyote's Den

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL SAINTS’ DAY

Twas the night before All Saints, and all through the ship

Goblins and fairies gave Security the slip

They slipped up the Jeffries and down the lifts

Jamming in Sick Bay hitting all the rifts

When what to their wondering eyes should appear

But Bones and Spocko in leather gear

Said Bones to the fey ones, “You gave us a fright.

All’s not what it seems on Halloween Night.”

The goblins, they giggled. The fairies, they laughed.

McCoy shook his head, “I need a new staff.”

Spock said; “Doctor, lets us take our leave,

While the spirits run high on All Hallows Eve.”

But they heard them exclaim as the door closed tight

“Happy Haunting to all and to all a good night.