Title:  Decoration Day
                           Author:  Ster Julie
                           Codes:  TOS; S/Mc; written for Spiced Peaches
                           Rating:  PG
                           Summary:  McCoy does some special decorating while observing Memorial Day
                           Part 1
                           of 1
                            
                           A/N:  Dedicated to those who served in uniform and those civilians who served on the home
                           front, like my sweet Mama, a real "Rosie the Riveter."
                            
                           —ooOoo—
                            
                            
                           What is
                           this observance called, Leonard?
                            
                           It's gone
                           by, oh, let's say many names since its inception, Spock.  Two that come to mind
                           are "Decoration Day" and "Memorial Day."
                            
                           What decorations
                           are we commemorating?
                            
                           I hate
                           when you are deliberately obtuse, you overgrown jackrabbit!  Get serious.  This is a serious celebration.
                            
                           That sounds
                           like an oxymoron.
                            
                           Yeah, I
                           suppose you're right.  Well, on the Old Earth calendar, Decoration Day fell at
                           the end of the month of May, late spring.  At that time of the year, all the snow
                           is past and everything is green and blooming.  Burial plots were trimmed and weeded,
                           then decorated with flowers.
                            
                           Ah, the
                           name is a logical one.
                            
                           Imagine
                           that—humans being logical.  I sure you'd consider that another oxymoron.
                           … What?  No quick repartee? 
                            
                           Mother
                           always said to choose my battles wisely.
                            
                           A smart
                           woman.
                            
                           Were all
                           graves decorated as you described, Leonard?
                            
                           To an extent.  Special attention was given to those who were in the military, especially those who
                           fell in the line of duty.
                            
                           Were all
                           sides in a conflict given equal treatment?
                            
                           "All sides"?  As in those who died in the War of Northern Aggression?
                            
                           I thought
                           it was called the Civil War.
                            
                           There is
                           nothing civil about war, Spock.
                            
                           Indeed.
                            
                           To answer
                           your question, yeah, eventually all soldiers were honored, and civilian patriots besides. 
                           I mean a person didn't wake up one morning and decide, "I think I will fight for the bad guys today."  People didn't fight unless they either 1.)  believed in their
                           cause, or 2.)  were conscripted into service. 
                           But I digress.
                            
                           Imagine.
                            
                           Smart ass.  Memorial Day evolved into a commemoration of the dead, a chance to say thank you to
                           those who made the ultimate sacrifice.
                            
                           Nothing
                           of what you said has explained why we are carrying a cooler into this cemetery.  Are
                           we going to picnic at your father's grave again?
                            
                           No, not
                           this time, Spock.  We're going to the Veteran's Memorial.  My Great Grandpappy Hiram McCoy lost his three older brothers in the Romulan War.  I like to visit my uncles and say thanks to them whenever I get a chance. 
                           Here we are.  Observe and learn.
                            
                           Why have
                           you poured five portions of liquor, Leonard?
                            
                           Observe
                           silently, Spock.  Let's raise a glass in honor of Uncle Hattie, Uncle Jack, Uncle
                           Tom and all their shipmates who died in the war that brought us peace with the Romulans, uneasy though it may be.  May we never forget their sacrifice, and may we be forever grateful. 
                           Cheers.
                            
                           *Cough.*
                            
                           Let us
                           raise a glass in honor of all those who sacrificed on the home front in time of war.
                            
                           *Cough.*
                            
                           Let us
                           raise a glass to all those who work for peace in our galaxy.
                            
                           *Cough,
                           cough.*
                            
                           Too strong
                           for ya, Spock?
                            
                           Too vile.
                            
                           I'll have
                           you know that this is the finest example of sippin' whiskey.  It's pure liquid
                           gold.
                            
                           More like
                           liquid fire, Doctor.  I believe my esophagus has rotted through.
                            
                           Stop being
                           so insulting.
                            
                           This bottle
                           has your great … grandpappy's name on it.
                            
                           Yes, my
                           great, great grandpappy was a bit of a joker.  He named his boys Hiram, Jack,
                           Tom and Hattie.
                            
                           I do not
                           understand the joke.
                            
                           Not surprising.  Hiram and Jack were named for two whiskeys—Hiram Walker and Jack Daniels.  Tom was named after the title character in the book …
                            
                           Tom Sawyer?
                            
                           *Eeeeh*  Wrong.  "Uncle Tom's Cabin."  And Hattie was named
                           for the famous feud.
                            
                           The Hatfield-McCoy
                           feud?  He must have been teased mercilessly. 
                           
                            
                           That's
                           why he went by the name "Hattie."  
                            
                           What do
                           you intend to do with the other three portions of whiskey?
                            
                           I'm leaving
                           it for them.  
                            
                           Is that
                           not wasteful?
                            
                           Nah, they
                           deserve it.  Say, help me clean up, willya, Spock?
                            
                           /So, Uncles,
                           what do you think of my guy?  His name is Spock and he's real special to me.  He drives me crazy—the bad way and the good way, if you know what I mean!  I plan to do some decorating on him later.  I
                           hope it doesn't come as too much of a surprise to you, but I'm going to pop the question as soon as he finishes cleaning up
                           here./
                            
                           Leonard?  What is the significance of this jewelry I found in the cooler?  And why are you kneeling?
                            
                           Spock,
                           it would mean the world to me if you'd be my husband.
                            
                           But, Lenkam,
                           we are already bonded.  That is a marriage. 
                           
                            
                           No, that's
                           Vulcan mind tricks and mumbo-jumbo.
                            
                           It seems
                           to suit your purpose to use those "mind tricks" when we are being intimate.
                            
                           Yeah, but
                           our bonding was such a private affair.  I want to declare our union to the stars.
                            
                           I am certain
                           that the stars hear you quite clearly every time I take you to bed.
                            
                           I want
                           to profess vows publically.  I want to put this ring on your finger, in front
                           of Jim and our friends.  Until you are ready, I'd be honored if you wear it on
                           this chain round your neck.  Whaddya say?
                            
                           Will it
                           make you happy to go public with our union?
                            
                           Absolutely.
                            
                           Then I
                           say yes, my sweet Len-kam.
                            
                           C'mere,
                           you.  
                            
                           /Watch
                           over him for me, willya, Uncles?  He puts himself in harm's way far too often.  Thanks heaps!  I'd hate to lose him.  I don’t know what I'd do without him./
                            
                           (Three
                           drinks toppled over and spilled on each headstone in silent salute.  Cheers!)
                            
                           -END-