Title: M’BENGA SAID
Author: Artemis (ArtemisOK @ aol.com)
Series: TOS
Codes: S/Mc
Rating: [PG]
Parts: 1/1
Summary: Dr. M’Benga’s expert opinion of Spock/McCoy
Disclaimer: CBS-Paramount owns Star Trek. No infringement intended, no money being made.
Archiving: My Place, Spiced Peaches V and The Spock/McCoyote’s Den
Feedback: Will write for feedback
Beta: Thank you to Janet for the beta. All mistakes are my own.
Author's Note: Elves are fairies
Archive: My Place & The Spock/McCoyote's Den

M’BENGA SAID

M’Benga said, “Spock is gay.
His walk is a glide, kinda fey.”
McCoy smiled to himself
“That overgrown elf,
He could certainly glide my way.”

M’Benga, he studied Vulcans
He knows their organs and glands
When he pronounced Spock was queer
Bones let out a cheer
And then covered his mouth with both hands.

Leonard said, “Tell me the score.
I need to know some more.
I might do the wrong thing
Like castle my king
While his knight knocks at my door.”

“For men of the Vulcan race
Heavy make up is out of place
Lids colored, lips lined
Cheeks well defined
Tells why Spock went into space.”

“I’ll be darned,” said the blue-eyed doc
“This comes as quite a shock.”
M’Benga said; “Liar.
He sets you afire.
Go for it Len, speak with Spock.”

So, Georgian and Vulcan took tea
They discovered they could agree
So they planned a tryst
And you get the gist
The rest is history.

FIN