Title: Mother Goose Filks

Author: Artemis (_ArtemisOK@aol.com_ (mailto:ArtemisOK@aol.com) )

Series: TOS

Codes:  S/Mc

Rating: [PG-13]

Parts: 1/1

Disclaimer: CBS/Paramount owns Star  Trek. No money is being made.

Archiving: Spiced Peaches V and the  Spock/McCoyote's Den.

Feedback: Will write of feedback.

Beta: Thanks to  Janet for the beta. All mistakes are my own.

Summary: Nursery rhymes for modern times. Starring our favorite paring.

MOTHER GOOSE FILKS

SPOCK & LEN

(JACK & JILL)

Spock and Len went down the glen

They said to fetch some water.

They  forgot the pail and that little detail

Made for gossip fodder.

SPOCK HAD A SIX FOOT HUMAN

(MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB)

Spock had a six foot human

With eyes of flashing blue

And everywhere  that Spock went

The human would go, too

He followed him to bed one night

That was against the rules

It gave  Spock’s yeoman quite a fright

She ran to spread the news

“I saw McCoy kissing Spock.“

The shaken yeoman cried

“That will  teach, you girl, to knock”

Uhura did reply.

LITTLE BOY BLUE EYES

(LITTLE BOY BLUE)

Spock:  Little Boy Blue Eyes come and blow my  horn

Blow it in the evening, Blow it in the morn.

McCoy: Sir, with all that  blowing, when shall I sleep?

Spock: When the horn is exhausted, you can  finally count sheep.