PON FARR
TOP TEN
10. Throw soup, free ride home
9. Beat up your commanding officer and NOT get
court-martialed
8. Natural Viagra for Vulcan's
7. "I burn" does not mean you need
penicillin
6. Sex and violence
5. Completely redefines "The Seven Year Itch"
4.
Easy to remember you kids’ ages
3. Ah woon is not a dirty word
2.
The reason starship mission are only five years long
1. SOUTHERN COMFORT
;)
Artemys