Title: Saint Patrick's Day Filks
Author: Artemis
Series: TOS
Rating: PG
Pairings: S/Mc, K/m
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Paramount.
Just borrowing. Songs belong to Ireland. New lyrics belong to me.
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OH,
LENNY BOY
Leonard McCoy, I want to kiss your body,
From shin to chin and down your smooth
behind
Now, please don’t frown and says
my song is naughty
Or shake your head and say I’ve lost
my mind
But come ye back and bide in here my cabin
I’ll hold you close and never let
you go.
Tis my heart and soul that you’ll
be havin’
Oh, Lenny Boy, oh, Lenny Boy, I love you,
so.
Spock
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I’ll take home again, James Kirk
Across the Horse Head Nebulayyyyy
To where your heart has ever been
Since we first told Tarsus IV, good-bye
The curls have left your darling head
I’ve seen them all go bye-bye
You need glasses ere when books are read
But, they never hide your sparkling eyes.
Oh, I will take you back, boyo
And there I will erase your pain
Now, Jimmy lad, don’t be coy, oh
I’ll take you to my arms again.
Anon